dropping a
deuce, popping a
squat, dropping the kids off at the
pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!
-or-
Papa
Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa
Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."