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muffin smuggler 

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.
1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.
muffin smuggler by jokitier December 1, 2011

Muffin smuggler 

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.
Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.
Muffin smuggler by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019

muffin smuggler 

a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.
G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!
muffin smuggler by GharHead January 31, 2010

muffin smuggler 

A female that smuggles muffins in her brazzere not for the sake of hunger but for the sake of bigger breasts...
Damn... That freaky bitch is a muffin smuggler.
muffin smuggler by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026