Smouger Share definition Flag A woman that is too old to be a couger, but still thinks and acts like one. That old blonde tried being cute, and wanted a free drink, but she was a smouger and didn't get anything. Smouger by Laughing at you now... September 20, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Smouger mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch