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Smotherism 

-noun
1) The ideology and religious movement based on the teachings of a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
2) The active promotion and maintenance of human suffering and painful death as practiced by a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
3) The doctrine of belief that personal redemption and eternal life can be obtained through such practices.
Smotherism has done for Calcutta's starving masses what Catholic priests have been doing for little boys for generations...
Smotherism by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011
Words you can keep

nutt smothering 

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.
Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.

Motherisms 

The use of words that only a mother would use when talking or refering to her offspring.
"Aw my baby boy Sammy's been such a treasure today"
"Come in for tea now princess."

"Dude i can't take any more motherisms, the rents are getting on my nerves big time!"
Motherisms by Benny-G December 7, 2009

smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.
Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

smothering 

usually when is guy is lying down, and the girl kneeling over his head so that her pussy is near/on his face, like usually in the guy's mouth.

a great way to do oral sex on a lucky girl.

look it up on google image search.
last night for the first time she suggested smothering, and we both totally loved it.
smothering by kittykat69_17 January 31, 2005

smotherich 

when a girl can give good head
man that bitch gives incredible smotherich
smotherich by kevy kev May 31, 2007

Smothersmucker

Anything that is smothered in Smucker's.
Usually used to describe PB&J, or breakfast foods such as toast, biscuits, English muffins, & other tasty treats that have been smothered in Smucker's.
1. I need a cold glass of milk to wash down this yummy smothersmucker!

2.That was the most smothersmucking PB&J I've ever had!
Smothersmucker by Az89 August 6, 2014
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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