When a kid named Logan commands his dog "Brasa, Slopcorn", this means he lures his dog in to eat popcorn in his hand around his crotch area, but then drops the popcorn on his schlong, resulting in the dog giving him head.
"Brasa gave me great slopcorn."
"Logan really Brasa Slopcorned her."
When a person commands their dog "Brasa! Slopcorn", they hold out their hand holding a few pieces of popcorn over their crotch, then when the dog comes over, they drop the popcorn on their schlong, resulting in the dog sloping up the popcorn on his schlong.
"He really got his dog to Brasa Slopcorn?"
"Wow dude, so mature of you to Brasa Slopcorn."
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.