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small apple 

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.
My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.
small apple by Jedthurman March 2, 2022

new Apple smell 

The smell associated with new products from Apple Inc. Similar to a new car smell or new shoe smell, and can have intoxicating effects to Apple "fanboys". The smell is dependent on the size of the Apple product, as well as the cost and will gradually fade away, forcing you to buy bigger, newer, and more expensive Apple gadgets to satisfy your cravings.
Dude1: Dude, Jake just got a new iPod a few weeks ago, now he's getting an iMac and a Macbook Pro too!

Dude2: must be the new Apple smell getting to him

Dude1: damn, that shit kills
new Apple smell by Delphinus8742 January 17, 2010

Johny Apple Swoll 

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.
Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

small child holding an apple 

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.