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when a male receives a hand job from a female through his pants
Female - hey want me to blow you?
Male - na ill just snag a smolen babe.

Friend one - yo man did you hit that?
Friend two - na man bitch only hooked me up with a smolen.

bro one - yo man you cop some head from that hoe after lax practice?

bro two- na but she gave a gnarly smolen homie
by Babyfartsmcgee69 April 06, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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