Smoky Dan

The technique of orally administering a deep hit of pot smoke up somebody's ass, having them hold onto it for a 10 seconds (so as to "catch a buzz") and finishing by bolstering the smoke back into the mouth of the smoke-deliveror.
(first a bong-hit, then a "bung-hit")

Hey Steve, would you like to do a Smoky Dan with me?

by Sweaty Mofo September 13, 2003

Smokey the Dan

A hippy forester who has an insatiable craving for hard wood. Often found in the Northern or Central parts of the state of Michigan. Can be pesky and homosexual by nature.

Smokey the Dan loves hard wood.

by J-Nigs October 25, 2004

Smoke Dank Purple

Smoke Dank Purple (or SDP for short) is a phrase shouted every 4:20, wether it be PM or AM, in an as loud and extra way as possible. This phrase Originated at 21st street Co-op in Austin and has been shouted there every day since the early 2000's. It can also be heard around the city of Austin on special occasions such as Eeyore's Birthday Party or 4/20.

Benny: " Hey, it's 420"
Ashley: "Ohh shit!"

Benny and Ashley: "SSSSSSMMMMOOOOOOOKKKKEEEEEEE DDDAAAAAAAANNNKKK PUUURRRPPPLLLEEEE!!!!!"
Everyone: "Smoke Dank Purple!"

by Trustcece May 22, 2019

smoke masta dank

legendary new orleans rapper.
1979-2005

He has a posse.

put on that sun valley deth trap and listen to smoke masta dank.

by urinehat January 5, 2007

danger smoke

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.

Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!

by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009