Smilefuck

You've been smilefucked when somebody smiles and agrees to do something for/with you, when they have no intention whatsoever of actually following through with said commitment.

This jackoff rep from <insert carrier here> keeps calling me asking for quotes - I usually tell him every couple weeks that he'll be getting some opportunities in the coming weeks - no shot! Classic smilefuck.

by mckenney25 May 14, 2013

smilefucker

A person who wields their potent hostility through their forced, gigantic, toothy and maniacal smile.

I used to go out with that smilefucker and he seriously never turns that shit off.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Skillfuck

It's a D&D term where you tweak a skill of your character to the point of detriments in another skills, and the Dungeon Master specifically tailors the campaign to take advantage of that detriment, fully negating any point of pimping out the skill you were focused on. Thus, your character is skillfucked.

(Definition courtesy of MattK via www.ToplessRobot.com)

I'm sorry Brian, I guess you shouldn't have poured all your skill points in to bargain, since there are no merchants in this campaign. You my friend have been officially skillfucked.

by Swedish Jesus January 26, 2010

Sinefuckency

- Noun {sin-i-fuhk-n-see}

The state or condition of lacking fucks; of not giving a fuck.

{ "Sine-" (L. "without, lack") + "fuck" + "-ency" }

1.
Charles couldn't bring himself to finish his taxation law assignment as he was suffering from an acute case of late-semester sinefuckency

2.
Bloke 1: That bloke couldn't have appeared less interested in doing his job properly if he'd tried!
Bloke 2: Agreed, the sinefuckency was strong with that one!

by Charlemagne1993 July 9, 2015

slimefuck

An person who annoys you in every way possible

"Richard is a major slimefuck."

by Johnissoevil February 1, 2004

slimefuck

A slimefuck is a person who is fucking slimy, and also retarded. the fact that they are slimy could refer to their lack of personal quality, hygiene, appearance, personal taste and lack of class, along with the fact they are a total dipshit and everyone hates them. generally all slimefucks are so shitty, that even other slimefucks dont like them, but this is not always the case. sometimes, slimefucks can roughly form together to form any number of slimy organizations, wether it be a law firm, real estate agency, used car lot, or political group.

"I spoke with a salesman today and he tried to sell me the worst tools I've ever used, that slimefuck. all of the tools broke, so I kicked his slimy ass"

"there was a slimefuck on the bus today that was eating a can of beans, and spilled em everywhere. his feet stunk, and then he puked on himself. got kicked off right after but the slime he left ruined the bus permanently"

by ApoC_101 June 30, 2008

Sidefucking

The act of fucking people on the side while in a horrible long distance relationship. Since people cannot cope with long distance relationships they need the additional sexual satisfaction of having sex with other people. The long distance partner cannot possibly satisfy the other through the use of phone or web sex, so additional partners are required to quench this desire.

D: So how's your boyfriend in Vancouver doing?
J: So fucking bad, thank god I'm sidefucking.
D: Oh I know what you mean, sidefucking is essential. Like when I was dating that chick in Utah.

by Tetherel November 8, 2010