Smokeahontes

Legendary smoke hero. Highly reguarded for her ability to "blow clouds". She is rumored to show up with a fat sack when you are scraping your neck or getting ready to to start carpet sharkin for shards

Shit smokeahontes that ain't a cloud , it's a fog bank!!

Smokeahontes by MaXPuFZ August 12, 2016

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Smokahontas

A ridiculously attractive and alluring female.

Hey Jeff, look at that absolute smokahontas!

Smokahontas by Mattyc2k8 June 21, 2019

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smokeahontas

A drug fiending ho who is constantly asking someone to load or pass the pipe, usually crystal meth.

Skank: Hey Bill, can I hit the pipe again, I'm not high yet.
Bill: Relax smokeahontas, let the other skanks hit the pipe too.

smokeahontas by TuckerLipsin March 16, 2015

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smokahontas

a girl that smokes copious amounts of marijuana

"Dude! Jill smokes so much pot I am surprised she hasn't killed ALL of her brain cells!"

"Yeah man, she's a regular smokahontas."

smokahontas by aptosOG March 24, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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