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smokeahontas 

A drug fiending ho who is constantly asking someone to load or pass the pipe, usually crystal meth.
Skank: Hey Bill, can I hit the pipe again, I'm not high yet.
Bill: Relax smokeahontas, let the other skanks hit the pipe too.
smokeahontas by TuckerLipsin March 16, 2015
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Smokahontas 

A ridiculously attractive and alluring female.
Hey Jeff, look at that absolute smokahontas!
Smokahontas by Mattyc2k8 June 21, 2019
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smokahontas 

a girl that smokes copious amounts of marijuana
"Dude! Jill smokes so much pot I am surprised she hasn't killed ALL of her brain cells!"

"Yeah man, she's a regular smokahontas."
smokahontas by aptosOG March 24, 2007

Smokeahontes 

Legendary smoke hero. Highly reguarded for her ability to "blow clouds". She is rumored to show up with a fat sack when you are scraping your neck or getting ready to to start carpet sharkin for shards
Shit smokeahontes that ain't a cloud , it's a fog bank!!
Smokeahontes by MaXPuFZ August 12, 2016
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