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smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
Smockery by Grandpa faggit April 27, 2020
smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
Smockery by vibrator Chico March 15, 2021

smocket league 

add bourneo 417 to have a great time losing your rank and getting bumped every 3 seconds
i played smocket league with bourneo. he sucks
smocket league by balec November 25, 2021
A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.
We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.
smocked by Miskatonix January 23, 2017
It's like when you slap someone..but with a sock
*Brad slaps me with sock*
Me - I've been smocked
Smocked by Sallydotcom December 28, 2019

cock smocker 

a guy who like dick
Shayne and Matt are cock smockers
cock smocker by Danielle March 10, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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