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Smithtown West 

A crappy school filled with disgusting individuals who are completely different from any other school. These kids are so cocky and most of the kids are "popular kids" while the normal kids get maken fun of. The worst class is the class of 24 which has the biggest scumbags. The girls in the school just want hot sexy guys that still abuse them but hate people who are slightly ugly. This school spreads rumors faster than wildfires and these kids are so obnoxious. They are also known for bullying people for no explainable reason and act like douchebags for no reason. They will go out of their way to bully normal kids and literally just record kids for no reason. The class of 24 has a lot of wannabe gangsters and they will not shut up. These people will stop at nothing to get what they want and they love to make sex jokes but snitch on kids they don't like at all. On snapchat they leave you on opened for no reason and put you in random gcs just so they can "expose you"
Smithtown West girl: Hey let's brag about going to the 12th party we've been to this month!

Smithtown west girl 2: wow you're soooo sexy!

Smithtown west girl 1: love you babyyy

Normal Smithtown west kid: says "hi"

Smithtown west girls 1 and 2: *leaves kid on opened and blocks them*

Smithtown High School West 

A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.

Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.

Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.

SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.

SHSW Student #1: Okay.

smithtown high school west music kids 

A group of students that goes to a really shitty school on Long Island that spend all of their free time before, during, and after school in the music suite. Some of them don’t even take a music elective or play an instrument at all. Everything happens in the practice rooms... They hookup in there, talk shit, eat lunch, and skip class...sometimes all at once. Most of these people are overdramatic and obnoxious and barely talented, but some of them don’t suck... only some. Music kids are closely affiliated with art and theater kids, as most of their cliques interjoin. A large portion of them are gay, lesbians, bisexual, and many other sexualities that you have never heard of. Don’t associate with these people if you care about your reputation.
I hate those fucking Smithtown High School West music kids. They’re fags
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