5 definitions by musakguy

A simulated kiss that occurs when someone hugs you and makes a kissing sound with no intention of kissing you.
I saw her at a party she hugged and smissed me.
by musakguy November 18, 2019
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When your Shit hits the toilet and makes a splash that wets one anus.
by musakguy November 18, 2019
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When you have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. "Baton Rouge" in french means "Red Stick" (Baton=Stick & Rouge is Red ) and that is the color of your penis when you pull out.
It was her time of the month so I went ahead and got a Baton Rouge.
by musakguy November 18, 2019
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When a woman has a hairy vagina and you can't find the clitoris. Clit clitoris
Dude I got lost in her clitforrest.
by musakguy November 21, 2019
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When a woman has such large breasts that they have a crease by the sleeve. Boobs cleavage.
Dude she wore a tank top and you could see her sleavage.
by musakguy November 21, 2019
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