Smigum

A small, docile creature, some experts believe is the product of mew, chicken little and baby yoda dna being spliced in a laboratory. Although a smigum is rarely seen in the wild it can be sometimes be found making burritos, playing switch, working on calculus or just being little. Scientists are still baffled by how the face of a smigum is a perfect circle that’s just so cute you could just die.

Oh look it’s Smigum! Hurry and pinch her cute little cheeks.

by The Witcher 937 January 28, 2020

Smidgum

An unwanted substance on one's shoe

after a rousing round of munging i discovered a smidgum on my shoe

by Smidgum March 18, 2011

spigumus

Hoarder of music. He will hoard music over you and never give it to you.

Hey spig can I get that new Breeze & Style Promo?

*ignores you*

by Moenkie August 25, 2004

Smigmit

Packaged meat juices that are found in canned or vacuumed processed meats. The juice can be gelitin or liquid in nature. It is found in most moist processed meats of different types.

Smigmit is found in: Ham, Spam, Chicken, Beef, Sausages, ect.

by David G. Walling August 31, 2007

Smigus Dyngus

"Wet Monday" "Dyngus Day" "Easter Monday" Originally celebrated in Poland. Boys sprinkle water over the girls they like. Some are even carried to a river and soaked. They do it to cause spring rains for harvest.

Don't fall asleep the night before Smigus Dyngus Day, you will get so soaking wet.

by cytrynówka April 10, 2013

Smigma

Dick cheese from an uncircumcised dong.

I hadn't showered in 5 days, I had smigma

by Master Stefanie October 31, 2009

Smigma

That stuff on your dick when you wear the same underwear for 3 months

His smigma was so thick he could whack off with it

by easy-e March 4, 2003