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A Smiezer is someone who is sneaky or mysterious.
He always does things behind my back, He's such a smiezer
Smiezer by Lorz-tha-Smiezer August 3, 2011
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Someone who is very sus named Sean
That guy sean is smeezer.
Smeezer by Dswright09 May 25, 2023
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1.)a dirty woman who sleeps around with random guys from the clubs.
2.)walks the streets of Reading and gets guyz.
3.)dresses dirty, does dope, doesnt take showers and still think she looks good!
4.)All the above and a girl that turns her back on her girls to get their man!
"Look that smeez sittin over there tryin to get with my man"

"Shut up you stupid smeez, you trying to get with my man!"
smeezer by Brittie April 15, 2005
The stupid Americanization of the German word scheiser
the idiot who wrote the original definition
shiezer by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

joe smizer 

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.
Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.
joe smizer by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018
A vaporization device
Ayo bro can a hit that smeezer of yours
Smeezer by Adjectived January 18, 2022
An extreme tantrum yelling, screaming, etc.
When he lost the game, he had a siezer
Siezer by chromium_ March 15, 2023
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