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Sneezing while farting at the same time
I laughed so hard a Smfarted
Smfart by Dumb Reagan May 15, 2021
Words you can keep
Often in times we would see chubby gals who are smart, and it is actually quite a distinct character, being smart and fat. Smfart is pronounced just like lmao, (Smart)(Fart).
Smfart means smart and fat.
I just saw this guy in starbucks who left his drinks on the table and left, then the bartender came and collected his drink. The fat guy came back and asked the bartender for his drink coz he didn't "finish" his drink. He then got a whole new VENTI FRAP for free. This guy is smfart, drinking two venti fraps a day.
Smfart by Iamabossbabe May 28, 2024

Smart Contract 

Smart Contracts are a tangible expression of the term 'Code is Law'. By coding prerequisite conditions into an algorithmic contract, one can essentially create a self-executing contract, eliminating the need for a middleman and automating the process of trust.

It is a common feature of blockchain and cryptocurrency protocols.
I tried to scam a customer for his money before the GPS logistics system verified delivery of the goods, but the pesky smart contract prevented me from touching their funds!
Smart Contract by Zenarchism October 17, 2018

must smart a mite 

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.
Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!
must smart a mite by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

smart answer

A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.
Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.
smart answer by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Derek Smart 

Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser

Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!
Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.

In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!
Derek Smart by Sue Me February 20, 2005

crow smart 

Crow smart is simply the misconception that someone or something is smart, when in reality the subject is simply smarter than people thought they were. Like the common crow, they are still pretty stupid.

The definition originates from the recent studies showing that crows are intelligent. Crows are not intelligent, they are just intelligent for a bird, as well as more intelligent than we thought they were.

Basically all other chordates are smarter than birds.
Person 1: Hey dude, Mike just explained to me that if you add up all of the angles of any type of triangle it equals 180 degrees! He's pretty smart huh?

Person 2: No not really, he's just crow smart. He flunked geometry twice already so he should no those concepts by now. Good to know he's finally learning though.
crow smart by themainmop January 17, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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