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A big butter farmer on hill. Smerdon’s resort to violence when their butter is taken away and take pleasure in destroying their enemies with their big sticks of butter. They also like to churn butter regularly.

That guy looks like a Smerdon.

Smerdon by Butter boy like butter June 8, 2023

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Shmerdon

A phrase used when something bad happens.

Shmerdon, I forgot my wallet.
That exam was a shmerdon.

Shmerdon by Almush1 December 3, 2021

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Smerdon • Sherdon • sherdonnese • Shmerdon • Smeirdon • Smerconish • smernonian

Smeirdon

The fat kid who sits at the back of your class with big sun glasses on to hide the fact he is obviously been hitin' the hash. He is loud, annoying, with terriable body oder and will hit you up for money and never pay you back.

A Smeirdon will think he can drive like Sterling Moss but actually has less skill then Wyonia Rider has at shop lifting.

If you meet a Smeirdon run and if he asks for your number don't give it out or he will continue to phone you just to talk about nothing at all or that he is lost in a park and high as shit, it's 2 am and could come pick him up.

Oh man that fucking smeirdon in are english class stole my bike.

Learn to drive you fucking smeirdon!!!

Smeirdon by Rickman69 March 1, 2005

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Smerconish

Similar to a dirty Sanchez, a Smerconish is where during anal intercourse the penis is removed from the anus and is smeared on the woman's or man's face in a circle around the mouth giving a poop goatee.

Scott:"Dude I totally Smerconished that chick last night!"
Brad:"Fuck yeah broski!"

Smerconish by peezy2014 April 3, 2019

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smernonian

An employee working at Smerno.

Smernonian's come from all sorts of backgrounds, experiences, and expertise. Smernonians build new systems, challenge the status quo, and work relentlessly to innovate.

smernonian by smernonian October 2, 2022

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sherdonnese

a euphemistic language developed by s callan that calls out the repressed inadequacies of certain narcissistic members of society. Synonymic slander

Being in touch with your "X" chromosomes.

We have great communication around here
AND BY "COMMUNICATION" YOU MEAN "FRAGILE EGO'S"
I speak sherdonnese

sherdonnese by uberfallz August 14, 2011

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Sherdon

What is life

Hello Sherdon, how are you?

Sherdon by Bitsstib November 24, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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