smelly finger

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.

Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."

by mavros April 29, 2006

Smelly finger

A good oul fingering

Shane Glynn got the smelly finger

by Kidrock27383 June 18, 2018

Smelly Finger dance

a dance performed, mainly by people in wellingborough where your 2nd and 3rd fingers are held out together,with the rest of your hand clenched, waving it around infront or you, or even waved under the nose/between the legs (hence the name smelly fingers) this dance should be done with a 'nasty face' on.

'yes bluud i c u bus'in that Smelly Finger dance with ya nasty face...ya get me'

by missyt85 October 3, 2012

Smelly fingers

The definition of smelly fingers is when a tiny short boy who shoves his finger up a russian guys but hole and then his fingers will smell like shit.

"You have smelly fingers"

by jalla flyg January 28, 2021

smelly fingers

when your fingering a girl and she pisses on your fingers.

"yo this cunt last night gave me the worst smelly fingers"

by mr. fetus December 19, 2008

finger smell

When one has a habit of sniffing ones fingers.

John really like to sniff his fingers, he digs his finger smell.

by ploppppy December 12, 2007

smell my finger

A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".

Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!

by Tez, a man February 5, 2010