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Smellmet 

A specialized containment device that allows the wearer to enjoy the aroma for long period of time. Something like a fishbowl inverted with a chinstrap.
I took a shit in a bucket and strapped it on her head, waalah......Smellmet.
Smellmet by B1gPerm December 7, 2010

Smellen Cunt 

A hilarious parody of the name of the actress helen hunt
I fuckin hate that show mad about you, its got smellen cunt in it
Smellen Cunt by Sweat1 January 1, 2009
A person of exceptionally small size and/or stature.
Look at the size of that smallmen over there. He can't be any taller than 4 feet.
smallmen by Moseltov May 18, 2008
Happy crazy girl in da house who possibly have the smelliest nickname ever but still sees as a compliment somehow! =)
Smellin' Good, Smellin' Good
Smellen by You will never know March 31, 2005

Smellend 

A dirty bellend that smells aswell
milo:you gave dat boy head den
mark:yer hes got a dirty Smellend
Smellend by igotahardpenis January 31, 2009

Smelldentify 

The act of smelling an item of clothing in order to determine who it belongs owing to people's individual scents.
Person 1: Hey! We're wearing the same top!
*the tops are thrown on the floor and get mixed up*
Person 2: Who's is who's?!
Person 1: It's fine, we can smelldentify them. *Sniffs a shirt* this is yours.
Smelldentify by ZaraRose August 21, 2010