Smellend

A dirty bellend that smells aswell

milo:you gave dat boy head den
mark:yer hes got a dirty Smellend

by igotahardpenis January 31, 2009

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Spellend

When your geography teacher does not want to say bellend! XD

Who drew this damn spellend on the board?

by Lil Nigward November 26, 2018

smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

Smellen Cunt

A hilarious parody of the name of the actress helen hunt

I fuckin hate that show mad about you, its got smellen cunt in it

by Sweat1 January 1, 2009

Smelled the Cupcake

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.

2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"

You really smelled the cupcake on that one

by The Frenchman64 March 2, 2011

Shellend

Refers to a woman with an overly wide vagina. It is very likely that she also has several types of STD including Chlamyd.

"Dude, that chicks FIT"
"Nah mate, she's a Shellend."
"Ah that sucks."
"Sure does, she makes the Grand Canyon look like a child's sandpit."

by priceeeyyyy January 15, 2010