Smellmer

A man who is under 90lbs, and gives off a unique stench unsmelled by the human nose

SMELLMER

by TheJustin52 November 4, 2019

Smellmer

A mother fucker who smells so bad that he blows up your nostrils so bad that all you can smell and taste is shit for the next 7 days. If you come into contact with this creature again the Smellmer timer is reset for another 7 days. If you see this person you get an overwhelming urge to yell: SMELLMER in his face but in doing so resets the Smellmer clock
If you yell Smellmer at him he will attempt an assasination by pushing you down the stairs

"Hey guys look its Smellmer! SMELLMER"

by Smellmer hunter November 4, 2019

Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.

George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!

by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012

fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

by Grue December 14, 2003

fart smeller

Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").

I can not stand her: she is such a fart smeller! She knows everything about everyone!

by maitxa June 12, 2005

uri geller smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."

by bromp March 19, 2008

Uri Geller Smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

by bromp March 19, 2008