Smelley Kelley 

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.

Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

Smelley Kelley by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009

Smelly Kelly 

A girl that has an uncontrollably smelly vagina.

"I ripped off Sarah's pants the other day and she was a smelly kelly. I couldn't have sex with her, I just couldn't do it."

Smelly Kelly by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

Smelly Kelly 

A species of easily-amused persons named Kelly that reside in Manhattan, Illinois, but freqently migrate to both Champaign and Chicago. Can usually be found purchasing Hello-Kitty related items, leaving various important items at Omie's dorm, and listening to emo music. Like all humans, they can potentially smell bad if they avoid bathing for long periods of time.

I'm going to see Flogging Molly with Smelly Kelly next Wednesday.

Smelly Kelly by Pantsakins February 21, 2005

Smelly Kellybean 

Someone who smells rancid, who very rarely takes a bath/shower and everyone avoids

Omg dude what's that smelly kellybean?! That's vile!

Smelly Kellybean by ToadiePie August 1, 2014

smellen keller 

A wet willy, but done with one’s but juices instead of spit. Blindfolds are optional

Did that b*tch just smellen keller me?

smellen keller by DahMayor March 12, 2022

Smelly Kelly 

The phrase smelly Kelly is a well known insult used when referring to Kelly Jordan who is the wife/caretaker of Richard Samuel Jordan (WingsOfRedemption). It is just one of the many phrases coined when referring to Kelly and the most popular one. Kelly earned this nickname from obviously being smelly, not only that, but Kelly has a huge issue with farting in her sleep. According to Richard it’s so bad that “ Kelly let’s talk farts like a machine gun under the blankets and is not a very pleasant smell.” .

“ at least they’re not calling me smelly Kelly no more.”

“ can you guys come up with a better nickname and smelly Kelly?”
“ mawds ban anyone in chat saying smelly Kelly, thanks in advance!”

Smelly Kelly by UncleTomDaJigga July 30, 2025

Smelly R-Kelly 

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

Smelly R-Kelly by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018