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the peak of when shit goes wrong, the absoloute utmost of unfortunate events leading up to this one moment of utter cheesey horrifying stinking pile of yellow penile fungal matter found developing under the foreskin of a mans genitals

Β¬or it can also mean a building or area soleley dedicated to the production or manufacturing of smegma
eg - jacobs bedroom
jabcob: hai mam i need 2 shower
jacobs mum: OMG!!! your room is a smeggery
jabcob: sowee mam my peepee smell
by ballchedder November 30, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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