Smeggery 

the peak of when shit goes wrong, the absoloute utmost of unfortunate events leading up to this one moment of utter cheesey horrifying stinking pile of yellow penile fungal matter found developing under the foreskin of a mans genitals

¬or it can also mean a building or area soleley dedicated to the production or manufacturing of smegma
eg - jacobs bedroom

jabcob: hai mam i need 2 shower
jacobs mum: OMG!!! your room is a smeggery
jabcob: sowee mam my peepee smell

Smeggery by ballchedder November 30, 2020

sheggery 

a word used to describe an absolutely diabolical price on something or a rip off

'nahhh man what are these prices 3 pound 50 for a packet of crisps bossman is on sheggery'

sheggery by shut it u sl@g November 28, 2021

Smegger Jenga 

Like a traditional game of jenga , but using the helmet ,
before putting your block back on top , you insert it down the helmet pipe and then put it back on top.

Charlie : Hey lets play jenga
Tom: NO! Lets play smegger jenga!
Charlie : im smeg filled!
Tom: Great ! extra smeggyness!
Charlie : Smegger jenga it is !

Smegger Jenga by Char jones March 15, 2011

smegger 

A swear-word/euphemism used on the TV show Red Dwarf, as an alternative to smeghead. Only used occasionally, and more aggressively than "smeghead", its range of use seems to be equivalent to fucker.

Let's get out there and nuke the smeggers!

Did you steal my breakfast? You total smegger!

smegger by Andy April 19, 2004

Smuggery 

Alternate spelling of smuggary. Unbearably smug; full of oneself beyond compare.

Her "I'm the Queen" attitude reeks of smuggery.

Smuggery by Zara M. January 5, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019