smeaty

super meaty. Soon to be a restaurant. Started in a simple game of Scrabble between two matthews...

I am gonna go eat the delicious mashed potatoes at Smeaty's, where mary's always cookin.

by Matty, Matt, Anna, Mary May 13, 2005

Smeaty

When something is sweaty and meaty.

My wang is very smeaty.

by GayBoi714 March 20, 2020

smeaty

to be smelly and sweaty at the same time.

Hey, you should really go shower, come on you just went to the gym and you are smeaty.

by -jig January 13, 2009

smeaty meat

A male with a small penis

Girl, I had sex last night with my new booty call and he had a smeaty meat! I had to ask if he was in yet!

by MoGo0114 March 15, 2014

Sweaty Bog

The Bog is the area between the genitalia (usually male) and the asshole. This area is also known as the Taint but when it is particularly sweaty, slimy or not clean it is referred to as "the bog".

After having sloppy sex all night and then going for a jog. Kenny declared, "Man, my bog is sweaty."

Alan had a sweaty bog because he refused to shower for a week.

by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Sweaty Nerd

Cole Hadley

I was playing gun game on blops og and this kid kept winning, that kid was such a sweaty nerd

by Officerwilson August 11, 2017

Sweaty Ben

Another name for a gun dealer that is easy confused with a used car salesman or beached whale sweating in the summer sun. Often seen selling guns for far great than retail price all while sweating heavily.

Sweaty Ben breathes heavily as he moves from one end of the 5ft table displaying overpriced rifles to the other.

by LaughyTaffy2u December 5, 2017