The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the
boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This
momo dupe of a Bengali
boy just wanted to learn about the ideal
GAS laws, especially GAY
loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into
brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the
brown dots, he took a glance down at his
feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the
female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.
Knock Knock!
"get out
buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my
parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really
bad for ZuShit.
Rishi: yeah
no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update:
25.04.24)
