Smawn

Someone who has a microdick and thinks he's good at basketball.

Oh, hey Jim!
Hey Frank, or should I call you Smawn?
Of course Jim!

by Dr. Salt and Pepper July 25, 2018

Smawning

smawning is when your dog/ pet seems to smile as or right after they yawn.

Smawning is the combination of smiling and yawning and can be performed by most mammals.

My dog smawned at me this morning.

Awe look at Rufus smawning over there.

by SandyCheeksisDead January 07, 2020