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Smawning

smawning is when your dog/ pet seems to smile as or right after they yawn.
Smawning is the combination of smiling and yawning and can be performed by most mammals.

My dog smawned at me this morning.

Awe look at Rufus smawning over there.
by SandyCheeksisDead January 7, 2020
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Power-spawning

One of the effects of consuming Powerthirst. Causes production of multiple children, up to 400 babies. Said babies will be receptive to Shockolate, and will have running prowess comparable to Kenyans.
Power-running, Power-lifting, Power-sleeping, Power-dating, Power-eating, Power-laughing, Power-spawning, Babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!
by AbominableSnoCone February 21, 2009
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spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.
by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010
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shawning

verb. liking multiple people; not being able to decide between crushes; being a dickhead; being a serious flirt
Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!
by shawning.ashul101 March 30, 2009
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Shawning

A male being anally fucked by one male while another male fists him in the ass, while another male cums in his face.
My asshole was so loose this morning after those three dudes were shawning me last night.
by Ashley from the Gym August 18, 2009
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Shawning

Shawning; Adjective

(To Shawn, Shawning) Sh-awh-n

To ignore the world around you, generally even family and a significant other, and consume yourself in video games.
-This guy was shawning all night last night, his girlfriend was bored as hell-
by InternetReality March 10, 2014
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Spawning

Kinky fish sex. When a female fish squirts out a few million eggs, and the male coming along after her gets horny, and sprays the eggs with cum.
When Nemo's daddy saw that sexy clown fish spawning out eggs, he got so horny that cum came out and he didn't even realize it!
by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 18, 2010
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