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Spawning 

1)The action of reappearing into your last saved spot on a video game. Doesn't need to be a softlock.
2) The action of an entity apearring in an game, such as a Zombie spawning in a cave on Minecraft.
Gamer: Man, I will continue the game, where I will be spawning?
Gamer: There you go, light level 8, now monsters won't spawn.

spawning seahorse 

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

Spawning Bees 

A catchphrase of KohlPowered’s bot.
KohlPowered: Yo, do you like beef?
Bot: Spawning Bees.

Power-spawning

One of the effects of consuming Powerthirst. Causes production of multiple children, up to 400 babies. Said babies will be receptive to Shockolate, and will have running prowess comparable to Kenyans.
Power-running, Power-lifting, Power-sleeping, Power-dating, Power-eating, Power-laughing, Power-spawning, Babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!
Power-spawning by AbominableSnoCone February 21, 2009

Crosshair Spawning 

When you spawn in the crosshairs of somebody. See also Pre-Set Spawning
Are you fucking kidding?! That was total crosshair spawning!

Frog Spawning

The act of applying googly eyes to an individuals junk or private area downstairs so that it is completely covered giving it the appearance of a clump of frog eggs.
The crazy guy at the orgy showed up frog spawning to everyone’s surprise.
Frog Spawning by Hovdizzle March 8, 2026