Similar to Netflix and chill, Smash and smash is the act of having someone over and playing Super Smash Bros and then following that with one or more sexual acts.
Bro1: Hey I heard you and Abby Netflix and chilled last night?
Bro2: Nah man, we Smash and smashed.
(Verb)
To have sex with an individual, and then after saidintercourse, escape at the earliest convenience with/without the consent/knowledge of your partner.
The chicks fine, but I think she has Pica. Smash-And-Dash for sure bro!
A man who kicks a girl out from his place after he's had sex with her. No cuddling is ever involved. "I have no use for her other than sex, tonight i'm going to smash and trash with no looking back."
1)a form of petty thievery where the thief has a limited amount of time before he must flee the scene, and so maximizes this opportunity by breaking the glass of a storefront or display and grabbing as much loot as is possible in a single swoop. Often a shattered mess is what remains of the scene.
2)George W. Bush and Dick Cheney's Domestic and Foreign Policy. Substitute the words " the glass of a storefront or display" with either "Iraq,""The Planet," or "The American People."
1) The proprietors had it coming. They were just begging for a good ol' smash and grab.
2)Substitute "Iraq", "The Planet," "The American People," "our grandchildren," for the word "proprietors." in the above sentence.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.