smarthole

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.

Chris is such a smarthole!

by crogue October 14, 2011

Smarthole

n. One who obnoxiously asserts his/her intellectual superiority. Conjoinder of 'smartarse' and 'arsehole'.

"Who rammed a stick up your arse, smarthole?"

by El Farmerino September 16, 2005

SmartHole

When a person is being a smart ass but also an asshole at the same time. Can be sarcastic, borderline rude.

That guy at the bar was being a smarthole with the ladies.

by Yanchai June 20, 2025

Smartphone-Zombie

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.

Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.

by Not a smartphone-zombie July 30, 2012

Smartphone Waterfall

When one person in a group checks their smartphone and incites a domino effect of everybody else checking their own phones, thus ending all live discussion.

Andy caused a smartphone waterfall when he checked his email, so nobody noticed the 8 foot juggling clown that danced through the room while balancing on a beach ball.

by WillyPom April 1, 2015

smartphone party

When a bunch of people get together to party but eventually end up staring at their smartphones.

Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!

by vaultimor March 21, 2017

smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.

Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.

by llamaduckisasillygame February 27, 2013