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smart girl 

The type of girl a man will respect, but never sleep with. She gets all A's and usually goes to college. A smart girl never goes to parties, does drugs, sleeps with men, drinks, or smokes. Smart girls live in a fantasy world of the future. They live for the future. Smart girls are either viewed as weird or loners. Smart girls are still friends with their elementry-school buddies, and smart girls are never popular. Smart girls don't have a boyfriend untill college. Smart girls are the easiest target in high school; But they are the least preyed on.
Rob: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Karen; 'No, I'm a smart girl."
smart girl by name~name~name June 16, 2009
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smart girl 

Some girls are smart because they put cheets in their bras so that the teachers dont know that they are cheeting on tests
My girl friend is a smart girl cause she cheets on the test without the teachers knowing.
smart girl by mrunner December 12, 2008

Smart Girl Appreciation day 

March 19th-It’s Appreciation Day For Smart Girls. They don’t need a booty because their brains are more valuable. Whether they’re in a relationship or not doesn’t effect their grind. They got plans for college, not being someone’s baby momma or side chick. They’re not any type of fast girl or Primadonnas. They don’t gotta sneak or lie and they certainly don’t settle for less than what they deserve. They’re the first girls you go to cheat off of on a test! (Guess what bitch? WE NOTICED). They’re really down to earth and sweet girls once you get to know them. SO APPRECIATE US YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
Kody: I got some gifts for you

Jane: why? It’s not even my birthday
Kody: It’s March 19th.

Jane: that’s right! Smart Girl Appreciation day!

smart little girl 

Smart little girl refers to either the fact that the subject is literally smart and a little girl or refers to Lucy who infact isn't smart nor a little girl,so what could she be possibly referring to? That answer is personal and depends all on the individual Lucy that we are talking about.
Lucy: I'm a smart little girl
Michal: Mhm
smart little girl by toxsy September 2, 2019

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl 

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Aka better than Batery 💅
Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: I am the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones 

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.
Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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