Smarsh

A hybrid of Smarmy and Shitty, can be used as a verb, adverb or an adjective.

That douchebag at the conference smarshily tried to pick me up!

He made a smarshy attempt at not having to go home to an empty bed, yet again, but he was too smarshy to get any.

He really smarshed that up!

Smarsh by Noneofurbiz September 30, 2011

Smarsh

Another way of saying smash but with much stronger meaning.

"Bruv I wont just smash his face in i'll absolutely SMARSH it in!"

Smarsh by Vamz Kidd October 23, 2007

Smarsh

Having intercourse whilst having swamp ass

I smarshed Austins girlfriend after working in the yard on a hot summer day

Smarsh by gscpr October 16, 2018

smarsh

when you take a shit into somones asshole

last night i had sex with my girlfriend and smarshed in her asshole

smarsh by pickle munch420 May 22, 2023

Key smash 

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.

The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk

Key smash by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018

smashing beetles 

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

smashing beetles by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019

smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

smash with a floppy by tybjack December 14, 2016