Smarsh

A hybrid of Smarmy and Shitty, can be used as a verb, adverb or an adjective.

That douchebag at the conference smarshily tried to pick me up!

He made a smarshy attempt at not having to go home to an empty bed, yet again, but he was too smarshy to get any.

He really smarshed that up!

by Noneofurbiz September 30, 2011

Smarsh

Another way of saying smash but with much stronger meaning.

"Bruv I wont just smash his face in i'll absolutely SMARSH it in!"

by Vamz Kidd October 23, 2007

Smarsh

Having intercourse whilst having swamp ass

I smarshed Austins girlfriend after working in the yard on a hot summer day

by gscpr October 16, 2018

Smarshed

The act of being hammered, or excessively drunk. Simply smashed with a southern/West Winfield, NY twang to it.

"I'm sooooo0o0o smarsheddd I drank soooo much!!"

by Carooollll September 16, 2012

smarshed

when you are having sex and you shit into someones asshole

me and my girlfriend had sex last night and i smarshed into her asshole

by pickle munch420 May 22, 2023

smarshed

good lookin japanese sandos

damn those sammiches be lookin smarshed

by ~molars~ June 11, 2022

smarsh

when you take a shit into somones asshole

last night i had sex with my girlfriend and smarshed in her asshole

by pickle munch420 May 22, 2023