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Smashmad by Borris Becker March 1, 2011

Smashmatic 4000 

A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.
Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::
Smashmatic 4000 by Dahn April 14, 2008

smartshmallow 

A person who is very smart (or book smart) but you wouldn't know it by looking at them because they're pretty much the opposite of every stereotype there is about intelligent people.
There are three tiers of smartshmallowdom:

Tier 1: THE COOL SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the good kind of smartshmallow, the kind you actually want to be around. They have a fun sense of humor and/or a really good sense of style as well as mad skillz. Possibly a party animal as well.

Tier 2: THE DITZY SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the kind of smartshmallow who, despite their high IQ/GPA, insists on saying "like" or "dude" after every 5 words they say and often overuses all the really annoying slang terms. Basically, they are the embodiment of the "dumb blonde" stereotype (not saying all blondes are dumb, just referring to the stereotype here).

Tier 3: THE ASSHOLE SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the worst kind of smartshmallow. They are not only idiotic, annoying, and do stupid things, but they are also really mean to you or other people and you can't even say to yourself "It's okay, I'll be successful 10 years from now and they'll be working at McDonald's" because THEY ARE SMARTER THAN YOU.
smartshmallow by Hassan & Fei Yen November 18, 2013
A room mate whom one smashes with, but has no commitment too. Similar to fuck buddies but you share a rent.
I thought they were a couple because they live together, but it turns out they are just smashmates.

Yo whos the hottie? You too dating? No, we are just smashmates.

Smarshmello 

A graham cracker that is covered in slightly melted gooey marshmallow and topped and covered in solid chocolate and warmed over an open flame.
Oh my goodness that was a delicious Smarshmello! May I have another?
Smarshmello by Mjf420 January 14, 2023

Smashmatic 

Smashmatic: adj. Describes a person, place, or thing that requires AUTOMATIC smashing or mashing

Similar to Smash on Sight or S.O.S
"Dr. Dre's Beats be Smashmatic!"
"Shorty over there with the tennis skirt on…Smashmatic like a mugg."
"Them new dudes is over here Short Stoppin sales. As far as I'm concerned they're whole Set is straight Smashmatic mayne!"
Smashmatic by The Skurge March 13, 2010