Smarshma
insanely tiny yet distinguished man: SMARSHMA!
Acquaintance: What does he mean?
Trusty Friend: I can never tell
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Smashmatic 4000
A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.
Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::
Smashmatic 4000 by Dahn April 14, 2008
smartshmallow
A person who is very smart (or book smart) but you wouldn't know it by looking at them because they're pretty much the opposite of every stereotype there is about intelligent people.
There are three tiers of smartshmallowdom:
Tier 1: THE COOL SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the good kind of smartshmallow, the kind you actually want to be around. They have a fun sense of humor and/or a really good sense of style as well as mad skillz. Possibly a party animal as well.
Tier 2: THE DITZY SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the kind of smartshmallow who, despite their high IQ/GPA, insists on saying "like" or "dude" after every 5 words they say and often overuses all the really annoying slang terms. Basically, they are the embodiment of the "dumb blonde" stereotype (not saying all blondes are dumb, just referring to the stereotype here).
Tier 3: THE ASSHOLE SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the worst kind of smartshmallow. They are not only idiotic, annoying, and do stupid things, but they are also really mean to you or other people and you can't even say to yourself "It's okay, I'll be successful 10 years from now and they'll be working at McDonald's" because THEY ARE SMARTER THAN YOU.
Tier 1: THE COOL SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the good kind of smartshmallow, the kind you actually want to be around. They have a fun sense of humor and/or a really good sense of style as well as mad skillz. Possibly a party animal as well.
Tier 2: THE DITZY SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the kind of smartshmallow who, despite their high IQ/GPA, insists on saying "like" or "dude" after every 5 words they say and often overuses all the really annoying slang terms. Basically, they are the embodiment of the "dumb blonde" stereotype (not saying all blondes are dumb, just referring to the stereotype here).
Tier 3: THE ASSHOLE SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the worst kind of smartshmallow. They are not only idiotic, annoying, and do stupid things, but they are also really mean to you or other people and you can't even say to yourself "It's okay, I'll be successful 10 years from now and they'll be working at McDonald's" because THEY ARE SMARTER THAN YOU.
smartshmallow by Hassan & Fei Yen November 18, 2013
Smashmate
A room mate whom one smashes with, but has no commitment too. Similar to fuck buddies but you share a rent.
I thought they were a couple because they live together, but it turns out they are just smashmates.
Yo whos the hottie? You too dating? No, we are just smashmates.
Yo whos the hottie? You too dating? No, we are just smashmates.
Smashmate by Decibel Delivery Service December 24, 2021
Smarshmello
A graham cracker that is covered in slightly melted gooey marshmallow and topped and covered in solid chocolate and warmed over an open flame.
Smarshmello by Mjf420 January 14, 2023
Smashmatic
Smashmatic: adj. Describes a person, place, or thing that requires AUTOMATIC smashing or mashing
Similar to Smash on Sight or S.O.S
Similar to Smash on Sight or S.O.S
"Dr. Dre's Beats be Smashmatic!"
"Shorty over there with the tennis skirt on…Smashmatic like a mugg."
"Them new dudes is over here Short Stoppin sales. As far as I'm concerned they're whole Set is straight Smashmatic mayne!"
"Shorty over there with the tennis skirt on…Smashmatic like a mugg."
"Them new dudes is over here Short Stoppin sales. As far as I'm concerned they're whole Set is straight Smashmatic mayne!"
Smashmatic by The Skurge March 13, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.