Smalliday 

Holiday celebrating small people

Happy smalliday midget!

Smalliday by crazycatcrap July 15, 2009

smallidge 

A weird kid with a crappy blond bowl cut.

Smallidge is decent at trombone but still kinda crappy.

smallidge by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 7, 2018

smallidge 

Smallidge is an incompetent person who is always doing stupid things. He is such an idiot and can't stay out of troble. He is viloent as all hell and will kill you if you are in his way.

Run, it's a smallidge.

smallidge by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 7, 2018

smalldianaa 

smalldianaa, otherwise known as Diana is one of the kindest people ever. she's constantly reminding people how much if an amazing person they are, showing how much she cares about them. She is so sweet and an adorable person. I am glad to call Diana my friend :)

"Smalldianaa? Oh yeah! Shes the sweetest!"

smalldianaa by babyaugustslollipop July 3, 2021

anxious_smalltiddygf 

anxious_smalltiddygf is a mentally unstable meme page with a mommy kink. She has 2,141 followers atm and they are all in love with her for her humor and swag

I just watched anxious_smalltiddygf’s story and now I’m cumming 🤤🤤

anxious_smalltiddygf by Fuckmeraw June 30, 2021

smallify

verb

1. To make smaller; to decrease the size or scope of. Not a standard word; often used for the humor derived from the fact that it mimics the sound of other real, often technical-sounding words ending in -fy, such as "magnify," "rarefy," "terrify," and "mollify."

Compare: biggify, embiggen

"Whoa whoa whoa, this picture is way too big. Smallify that shit, please."
"We decided to smallify the layout of the room."

smallify by Jack-o-Rabbit November 23, 2009

shawliday 

To cause injury to yourself at your workplace doing something unintentional and stupid. Usually causing an extended holiday.

Chris just cut his finger with an razor blade, Its bad... He's going to need a shawliday.

shawliday by preludebj June 20, 2011