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smallbone 

Smallbone refers to a woman withdrawing consent mid coitus, resulting in the man’s penis shrinking slightly, but remaining erect - requiring him having to finish himself in shame.
Man 1. Mate, I’m not happy! Sharon gave me Smallbone last night because I told her avocados were overrated while we were getting jiggy!

Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.
smallbone by ThirstyB July 19, 2018
An extremely tiny penis. Usually around the size of an acorn.
"Miika has a smalboi"
"Look at that smalboi Miika has!"
"Does Miika have a tallboi or a smalboi? " "He has a smalboi, lol"
Smalboi by flying_sinatra January 23, 2020

SmallBin 

Man I hate SmallBin
SmallBin by NotNotNotPeter August 8, 2021

Smallboats 

1.Yo have you heard of smallboats?!
2.No
1. Well its only the best band ever

2.alright ill check out smallboats!

SmallBox 

a fictional disease that originates amongst the homeless population (specifically the ones that live in boxes).

Every day, millions of homeless men and women contract the disease "Smallbox." in order to cure these helpless people we must force them to get into the box. the only cure is the box itself.

Symptoms include:

Claustrophobia

poor hygiene
"herpegonasiphilaids"
rash on your underarms

we must find a cure
wow Erin's Smallbox is really bad, maybe she should have gotten into the box instead of rip it up and put it on my bed.
SmallBox by Squishy Squishy ear August 27, 2009