SmallBox

a fictional disease that originates amongst the homeless population (specifically the ones that live in boxes).

Every day, millions of homeless men and women contract the disease "Smallbox." in order to cure these helpless people we must force them to get into the box. the only cure is the box itself.

Symptoms include:

Claustrophobia

poor hygiene
"herpegonasiphilaids"
rash on your underarms

we must find a cure

wow Erin's Smallbox is really bad, maybe she should have gotten into the box instead of rip it up and put it on my bed.

SmallBox by Squishy Squishy ear August 27, 2009

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small box

a tight little unit, aka vagini

"would you like small box?" said the pizza hut waitress
"yes please" said jason

small box by RGDUB September 22, 2006

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smallpox

An acute, highly infectious, often fatal disease caused by a poxvirus and characterized by high fever and aches with subsequent widespread eruption of pimples that blister, produce pus, and form pockmarks. Also called variola.

After 9/11, there was concerns terrorists might use smallpox in an attack.

Supposedly the US holds enough vaccine for it's entire population in case there were ever an outbreak.

Don't get smallpox, or else you are screwed.

smallpox by History Channel November 30, 2005

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smallbone

Smallbone refers to a woman withdrawing consent mid coitus, resulting in the man’s penis shrinking slightly, but remaining erect - requiring him having to finish himself in shame.

Man 1. Mate, I’m not happy! Sharon gave me Smallbone last night because I told her avocados were overrated while we were getting jiggy!

Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.

smallbone by ThirstyB July 19, 2018