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SmallBox 

a fictional disease that originates amongst the homeless population (specifically the ones that live in boxes).

Every day, millions of homeless men and women contract the disease "Smallbox." in order to cure these helpless people we must force them to get into the box. the only cure is the box itself.

Symptoms include:

Claustrophobia

poor hygiene
"herpegonasiphilaids"
rash on your underarms

we must find a cure
wow Erin's Smallbox is really bad, maybe she should have gotten into the box instead of rip it up and put it on my bed.
SmallBox by Squishy Squishy ear August 27, 2009
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small box 

a tight little unit, aka vagini
"would you like small box?" said the pizza hut waitress
"yes please" said jason
small box by RGDUB September 22, 2006

smallpox 

An acute, highly infectious, often fatal disease caused by a poxvirus and characterized by high fever and aches with subsequent widespread eruption of pimples that blister, produce pus, and form pockmarks. Also called variola.

After 9/11, there was concerns terrorists might use smallpox in an attack.

Supposedly the US holds enough vaccine for it's entire population in case there were ever an outbreak.
Don't get smallpox, or else you are screwed.
smallpox by History Channel November 30, 2005

smallbone 

Smallbone refers to a woman withdrawing consent mid coitus, resulting in the man’s penis shrinking slightly, but remaining erect - requiring him having to finish himself in shame.
Man 1. Mate, I’m not happy! Sharon gave me Smallbone last night because I told her avocados were overrated while we were getting jiggy!

Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.
smallbone by ThirstyB July 19, 2018

Blair Smallbone 

Another word for human fecies
Blair Smallbone by Ryan boone October 25, 2019

Smallpox blanketing 

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.
Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.

Smallboats 

The best band ever. With a very cute bass guitar player.
1.Yo have you heard of smallboats?!
2.No
1. Well its only the best band ever

2.alright ill check out smallboats!
Smallboats by AsunaIsBestGirl July 4, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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