Small b 

Noun

Very similar to a Big B, just with a bigger D.

“Hey small b, do you have to wear white boardies? It really isn’t fair to the rest of us.”

Small b by Accidental conception June 12, 2021

Big B with a small D 

The phenomenon when a person with a huge B, possesses a tiny peepee.

Zalan: Hey Balint! Big B with a small D!
Benji: ROFLMFAO
Balint: *Baby rage*

Big B with a small D by Paprikajancsi June 26, 2019

small bowl theory 

The theory that packing numerous small bowls of marijuana provides the best economic high. The theory connotes that larger bowls inevitably lead to waste due to diminishing marginal returns.

"Dude, only use a little. We practice small bowl theory here."

small bowl theory by ekap17 May 16, 2010

small ball syndrome 

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood

"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"

small ball syndrome by Archibald Octavian Reider May 8, 2013

small breasts 

(Noun, plural)
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.

It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.

- "Don't you think men prefer big boobs?"
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."

small breasts by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

Small-browsing 

Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.

Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?

Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.

Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!

Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.

Small-browsing by Scales November 12, 2013

Small boy 

Something that Mr. Abdul Karim in Atomic Shrimp's "The Surprising Return of John Barosa" is adamant he is not. He has since adopted it, regularly accusing scammers of being small boys.

That's quite a childish question. Like something a small boy would write. Are you a small boy?

Small boy by lazarusinhell October 22, 2023