Smack Madam

A chick who is on serious drugs

Man, don't mess with that ol' Smack Madam.....your weiner will fall off

by Captain Jackpot March 25, 2005

Madam Smack

A female pimp who is putting their workers in check!!

The client never paid for the services received and the worker caught a madam smack when she came back empty handed.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Smackadamia

A name for a girl’s woo-hoo that is of a higher class. It contains magical powers that may incite excitable and uncontrollable responses. In many countries it is considered kryptonite to the sausage king. Smackadamia nuts mature after flowering and must be allowed to ripen. Machinery for cracking the shell has been designed for processing purposes, in addition to several efficient hand-operated crackers, which produce a nut undamaged.

Her Smackadamia is out of control. It is like kryptonite to my soul.

by Smackadamias July 28, 2009