The act of rubbing your nuts when they are all sweaty and then slapping someone in their face.
Bob: "*snoring*"
Wynston: "Bob is alseep let's give him some Smack & Cheese!!"
Karl: "Omfg it smells like nut queso,*slaps Bob*"
Bob: "You fuckers I was sleeping leave me alone!"
by FedInTheA July 15, 2010
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(noun) When someone makes you a bowl of Mac and cheese, then smacks it in your face.
Ex. Of Smack and Cheese, Smacking a bowl of macaroni and cheese in o friends/enemies' face
"Here's your mac and cheese..." *smack*

"That's so cheesy, thanks for smack and cheesing me!"
by SushiPandas January 12, 2017
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When you smack a girl while demanding she smiles the entire time and take pictures of her while you bust your load on her face.
Dude, I gave her the smack and cheese last night.
by ReaperBran July 2, 2024
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