"I cannot believe that my daughter's dance instructor has her shaking her chest and sticking her ass out to a song about cock teasing! What a slutastrophy!"
something very undesirable that occurs during sexual intercourse. almost always shortly followed by the sudden, yet mutually agreed upon permanent separation of the copulating couple.
helen: "what happend with you and Bill? i thought you were still riding him like a wild dragon-steed..."
Betty: "what happened???!!! what HAPPENED???!! well let me tell you about Bill and the 'rusty trampoline' move he tried last night...boy was that a sextastrophy"
An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.
My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.
Noun: (considering the definition of catastrophe is "a momentous tragic event ranging from extreme misfortune to utter overthrow or ruin") a slutastorophe is a complete shit-show to end all shit-shows, only with sex
(in response to seeing Becca completely naked and sprawled out on the floor AFTER seeing a bunch of frat boys leaving the room and giving each other high-fives):
"Oh my GOD look at Becca! She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's just a total SLUTASTROPHE"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.