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Slutpatty is used to describe canadian sluts who sit on their patty and watch hockey instead of calling with their best friends. Most of them are inhumanly short and resemble that of gnomes. Due to this, they may also be referred as ‘slutpatty anklebiters.’
Sofia: Yoo, you heard about McKenna? She refused to call her friend Celeste cause she was watching Hockey.
Lauren: Yeah man. What a slutpatty.
slutpatty by hotscorpiobitch March 26, 2022

Slutastrophe

1. When a girls clothes are so far beyond the scope of "slutty" that a more powerful word must be used.

2. The event of being surrounded by multiple people who are either dressed slutty or are confirmed to be slutty.
Check out that girl at the bar, she's a total slutastrophe.

Ladies night at the club was a full on slutastrophe.

slutpaste 

someone who is so slutty, that their image has stuck to them like a paste. it is an image that can never be changed, despite ones best efforts.
"Tiffany is such a slutpaste!! Her rep is ruined after she hooked up with half of the underwater basket weaving team."
slutpaste by not jessica and kim February 7, 2009

shitpastry 

brian eats a shitpastry every day.
shitpastry by arii October 11, 2007

Slutistry 

The art of celebrating, exuding and living by ones unique code of Sluttiness.
Her joyous slutistry is empowering.
Slutistry by Valerie Stunning November 27, 2017

Slutastrophy 

An event containing an unspeakable amount of slutty people, actions, or visuals.
"I cannot believe that my daughter's dance instructor has her shaking her chest and sticking her ass out to a song about cock teasing! What a slutastrophy!"
Slutastrophy by KenSmellsGood September 30, 2012