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Slutpastry 

A female of questionable morals. One whom is so promiscuous, she is shared more than a pastry.
That slutpastry has been passed around more than a birthday cake.
Slutpastry by Toxic Syndrome June 17, 2012
Words you can keep
Slutpatty is used to describe canadian sluts who sit on their patty and watch hockey instead of calling with their best friends. Most of them are inhumanly short and resemble that of gnomes. Due to this, they may also be referred as ‘slutpatty anklebiters.’
Sofia: Yoo, you heard about McKenna? She refused to call her friend Celeste cause she was watching Hockey.
Lauren: Yeah man. What a slutpatty.
slutpatty by hotscorpiobitch March 26, 2022

Slutastrophe

1. When a girls clothes are so far beyond the scope of "slutty" that a more powerful word must be used.

2. The event of being surrounded by multiple people who are either dressed slutty or are confirmed to be slutty.
Check out that girl at the bar, she's a total slutastrophe.

Ladies night at the club was a full on slutastrophe.

slutpaste 

someone who is so slutty, that their image has stuck to them like a paste. it is an image that can never be changed, despite ones best efforts.
"Tiffany is such a slutpaste!! Her rep is ruined after she hooked up with half of the underwater basket weaving team."
slutpaste by not jessica and kim February 7, 2009

shitpastry 

a pastry made of fecal matter.
brian eats a shitpastry every day.
shitpastry by arii October 11, 2007

Slutistry 

The art of celebrating, exuding and living by ones unique code of Sluttiness.
Her joyous slutistry is empowering.
Slutistry by Valerie Stunning November 27, 2017

Slutastrophy 

An event containing an unspeakable amount of slutty people, actions, or visuals.
"I cannot believe that my daughter's dance instructor has her shaking her chest and sticking her ass out to a song about cock teasing! What a slutastrophy!"
Slutastrophy by KenSmellsGood September 30, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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