Slutpatty is used to describe canadian sluts who sit on their patty and watch hockey instead of calling with their best friends. Most of them are inhumanly short and resemble that of gnomes. Due to this, they may also be referred as ‘slutpatty anklebiters.’
Sofia: Yoo, you heard about McKenna? She refused to call her friend Celeste cause she was watching Hockey.
Lauren: Yeah man. What a slutpatty.
An event containing an unspeakable amount of sluttypeople, actions, or visuals.
"I cannot believe that my daughter's dance instructor has her shaking her chest and sticking her ass out to a song about cock teasing! What a slutastrophy!"