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Slutitious
Slutitious by AnnaTentKentBrooksWeasleySmit September 26, 2009
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Slutbot
slŭt·bät - Noun: A profile on a social networking site, usually Myspace, which serves as a front for pornography sites or male enhancement drugs.
OR
An overly flirtatious person.
Origin: 2003–2007; late ME sluttebotte; cf. dial. slut, Norw (dial.) slutrbotten sleeten, impure liquid of an online nature
OR
An overly flirtatious person.
Origin: 2003–2007; late ME sluttebotte; cf. dial. slut, Norw (dial.) slutrbotten sleeten, impure liquid of an online nature
"Hi, I'm new to myspace and I'm a lonely slutbot model. Do you want to be my friend? Just click on the link and you can see all the pictures too hot for myspace. Can't wait for you to cum see me! tee hee hee"
Slutbot by SimplyAnother October 29, 2007
slutmotherfucker
1) A person that fornicates with any and many mothers.
2) A reference to anything and everything that is annoying or maddening.
And lo... back in the year 2004, engineers at Carleton University decided they needed a word that described all the truly annoying things in the world. So they applied their engineering knowledge to create a word more offensive than slut or motherfucker (both heavily in use at the time)... being incredibly busy people they decided to just stick the two words together and on that day a word greater than the sum of its parts was created... and the rest is history... bitch!
2) A reference to anything and everything that is annoying or maddening.
And lo... back in the year 2004, engineers at Carleton University decided they needed a word that described all the truly annoying things in the world. So they applied their engineering knowledge to create a word more offensive than slut or motherfucker (both heavily in use at the time)... being incredibly busy people they decided to just stick the two words together and on that day a word greater than the sum of its parts was created... and the rest is history... bitch!
Take the integral across this beam and set up your equations... but watch out for this slutmotherfucking vector here!
I hate this slutmotherfucking course... it is a real slutmotherfucker fuck!
I hate this slutmotherfucking course... it is a real slutmotherfucker fuck!
slutmotherfucker by Owl January 27, 2005
slutistics
A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.
There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.
slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"