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Slut Comet 

A slutty person that comes into a new social scene (different school, group of friends, etc.) and burns very brightly. After a solid period of fucking anything with a rounded edge, they completely disappear; leaving suddenly to whore-around somewhere else or abruptly stopping they're skeezy behaviors (burning out-- never to slut again.)
A: Everyone in this house has slept with Alex.
B: Alex, who?
A: Oh, shit. I forgot he transferred like a week ago.
B: Just a slut comet moving to another galaxy
A: Maybe he'll orbit back in like 300 years?
Slut Comet by wadswadswads September 16, 2010
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come slut 

A person, usually a woman, who lives to fill her holes with come. A slut who's name is synonymous with oral, anal and every other kind of legal and semi-legal sex.
Robbie is the biggest come slut in the gay village. If there's a penis he hasn't sucked, he hasn't found it and sucked it yet.
come slut by The Urban Schnitzel August 8, 2011

slutometer 

A portmanteau of "slut" and "thermometer" that can be used to indicate the unofficial transition from late Winter to early Spring by the visual indicator of attention seeking women immediately going from wearing full pants to short shorts or miniskirts within the span of two days.
The slutometer has indicated that Spring is declared, because I saw nothing but women's ass cheeks hanging out at Wal-Mart today.
slutometer by dressingtothe9s February 25, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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