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Slut Comet 

A slutty person that comes into a new social scene (different school, group of friends, etc.) and burns very brightly. After a solid period of fucking anything with a rounded edge, they completely disappear; leaving suddenly to whore-around somewhere else or abruptly stopping they're skeezy behaviors (burning out-- never to slut again.)
A: Everyone in this house has slept with Alex.
B: Alex, who?
A: Oh, shit. I forgot he transferred like a week ago.
B: Just a slut comet moving to another galaxy
A: Maybe he'll orbit back in like 300 years?
Slut Comet by wadswadswads September 16, 2010
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come slut 

A person, usually a woman, who lives to fill her holes with come. A slut who's name is synonymous with oral, anal and every other kind of legal and semi-legal sex.
Robbie is the biggest come slut in the gay village. If there's a penis he hasn't sucked, he hasn't found it and sucked it yet.

slutometer 

A portmanteau of "slut" and "thermometer" that can be used to indicate the unofficial transition from late Winter to early Spring by the visual indicator of attention seeking women immediately going from wearing full pants to short shorts or miniskirts within the span of two days.
The slutometer has indicated that Spring is declared, because I saw nothing but women's ass cheeks hanging out at Wal-Mart today.
slutometer by dressingtothe9s February 25, 2025

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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