Scunderbuss 

A large, gross broad who decides that the juice is worth the squeeze when she finds the poo-dollar. In other words, she picks up the dollar, realizes that there is shit on it, scrapes the shit off, and sticks it in her purse.

"WOOO did you see that scunderbuss scrape that dollar. She now has shit on everthing in her purse, and still walked into the club"

Scunderbuss by Port Crane March 24, 2007

Slunderbuss 

When you have a family member that knowingly has Covid 19 but you decide to hangout with your boyfriend.

Hey Ava stop being a slunderbuss

Slunderbuss by The journalist December 23, 2020