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Sluggish 

Someone or something that is slow-moving or inactive. Lacking energy, slow to respond or make progress.
I woke up this morning feeling extremely sluggish.
Sluggish by Allimarie0887 January 5, 2019

Sluggish Rubbish

An alcoholic beverage typically drank after a near death experience partying with your crew. Made in a pint glass the drink contents include a light domestic beer, a shot of Vodka and a splash of Orange Juice. The original consisted of Bud Light, Titos Vodka and some shitty OJ.
"I escaped the night but I didn't escape being a piece of shit, time for a sluggish rubbish."

Sluggish 

moving at a really slow speed
We're not going anywhere in this sluggish traffic.
Sluggish by Jujurocs May 12, 2008

Sluggish Monkey 

Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall
Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"

Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"
Sluggish Monkey by ME GRANDMA 52 February 26, 2018

Sluggish Henderson 

When shit seeps out of a girl's asshole after an anal sex excursion.
After Ryan fucked Aly in the ass, she had a Sluggish Henderson.

sluggish with goat meat 

The state a person is in after consuming large quantities of any kind of food (not necissarily goat meat), making it difficult to move or do anything.
uuughh damn that chinese food has me sluggish with goat meat...i can barely move
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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