slow jerk

A long session of jerking off. Typically, the very slow relaxed stroking of the penis until ejaculation. Very intense orgasms are to be expected.

After work Greg had some time to himself so he embarked on a 2 hour slow jerk.

slow jerk by LOLLonater November 25, 2006

Slow Jerk

A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.

Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!

Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....

Slow Jerk by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009

slow jerk

When you are beating the meat, weedwacking, or any other variation of jacking off, and are about to bust but feel that the time is not right, or it is too early. Therefore you slow down to prevent the early yogurt shot and continue once the penis has calmed down slightly.

I had to slow jerk last night to prevent my premature busting problem.

slow jerk by Chet Porteous May 4, 2009

slow jerk

A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.

Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"

Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"

slow jerk by Flash1049 January 5, 2009

slow jerk

(n): One who is mentally handicapped or otherwise impaired, and also possesses little empathy towards his or her fellow human being.

Also called a "mean retard" by other jerks who are not as slow and naturally feel superior because of it.

"That Tourette's Guy on YouTube is such a slow jerk."

slow jerk by D Mo Drummer January 29, 2009

Slow Air Jerk 

The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".

Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?

Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)

Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!

Slow Air Jerk by I got you back July 12, 2009

slow jerkin 

When one moves his hand in a motion that resembles masturbating. This is usually done when another person is speaking to show how uninterested you are in what he or she has to say. Slow jerkin must be done in a slower fashion that most are used to in order to exaggerate how boring or lame the person's story is. When executing this you MUST ALWAYS finish and preferably act out cumming on yourself. Once you get good at this you can try more advanced techniques such as slow jerking the person who is speaking and then making both of yours touch. Also eye contact is crucial in slow jerkin.

Person 1: Hey how's it going?

Person 2: Well not too good actually, my girlfriend doesn't like the same kind of music as me. My apartment doesn't get enough southern light and the rug I just got really clashes with the rest of my furnit... OH DUDE YOUR DOIN IT TOO SLOW THATS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT

Person 1: (Slow Jerkin while maintaining eye contact)

slow jerkin by jay f May 8, 2008