2 definitions by Chet Porteous

jizz lips

A girl who has applied a shiny or thick lip gloss to her lips.

Hey jizz lips i heard your mouth got streched this weekend.

Girl: check out my new lip gloss
Guy: it's too shiny, you've got jizz lips

by Chet Porteous May 5, 2009

slow jerk

When you are beating the meat, weedwacking, or any other variation of jacking off, and are about to bust but feel that the time is not right, or it is too early. Therefore you slow down to prevent the early yogurt shot and continue once the penis has calmed down slightly.

I had to slow jerk last night to prevent my premature busting problem.

by Chet Porteous May 5, 2009