sloppy sex
Intercourse involving a lot of bodily fluid and fumbling; often comdom free and/or result of inebriation.
sloppy sex by Sleep-o-potamus May 16, 2016
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Sloppy Pizza Sex
Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.
Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
Sloppy Pizza Sex by ch33kz April 7, 2015
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Sloppysexual
An individual who shows preference for perusing sexual relations with other people who their peers have already had sex with. Someone who habitually pursues “sloppy seconds”.
“Sarah tried to hit up the guy who I broke things off with immediately after I told her that I ended things off with him.”
“Jacob only tries to hit it with girls I’ve already dated because he’s a sloppysexual whore.”
“Jacob only tries to hit it with girls I’ve already dated because he’s a sloppysexual whore.”
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