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A female who will purposely go for older men;
The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack
Margo: Marissa I can't believe you are dating a twenty four year old when you are only 16!

Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.

Margo: you got that right!
Sloomba by missyhorse4 October 25, 2011
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Scoombage 

Pronounced- Skoom-bahj

A fuckin Scumbag, scum of the earth mothafucka.
Ayyy MICKEY, come out here and teach this fuckin gombadooch scoombage a lesson in respect..
Scoombage by Don Fuckyamotha July 25, 2010
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A bag of running water. A slooish peasant. An unworthy poor chap.
Such a sloobag!

The peasant was a sloobag because he couldn't afford tax.
sloobag by Jesus C. July 2, 2006
When someone is so awkward or embarrassing that you don't want to be associated with them and would prefer to just walk away.
That kid over there was saying some pretty scoombadi things to me yesterday. I don't really want to talk to him ever again.
Scoombadi by Allen Waterman November 17, 2011
A male person who tries desperately hard to pick up women but never succeeds. A slombat is seen constantly talking to women, flirting with women and attempting to seduce women but is always left empty handed.
Did you see how hard that guy was trying to pick up ash- what a slombat

The slombat is on the prowl, but he failed again
Slombat by Small c June 10, 2011

scoombalay

When a big black man and a big white man kiss immeasurably with burning passion all while rubbing burnt dog shit mixed with mustard all over themselves.
Ayo don’t tell me you got into a scoombalay”
“Naw man I don’t trust like that”
“Shut the fuck up bitch”
“You shut up whore sucker”
scoombalay by Praise The Lord ✝️ February 13, 2021
The first ever down syndrome Pokemon character, slombat spends his time slomming around, making friends and chomping the yellow.
Hey check it out, a Slombat, gross!
Slombat by SlombatHunter October 6, 2008
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