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To be requested to come closer by your fuck buddy
Hey Shelby Skoom over here, you are to far away.
Skoom by mCdS...69 November 29, 2016
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When you plan to get somewhere very recklessly and fast.
Cops chasing you:
You would "skoom" the fuck outta there.
I hit that corner and skoom, I was gone on they ass.
Skoom by Skoomvic February 22, 2020
The odour consisting of urine, vomit, poo, body odour,and ugly.
Perosn: I just walked down that hallway and it smelt like skoom it was gross
Skoom by bigmc25 July 13, 2010
In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.
- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.
skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022
An Acronym for, "Suck Everything Out Of My Bag"

A command given to any whore, marveling in the notion of getting every drop of the good stuff from your bag.
After yelling seoomb, his whore quickly dropped to her knees and proceeded to do exactly what her mother taught her.
seoomb by Drano April 20, 2009

Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.